Oh oh hi there!!!
I'm a regular computer named Macro, which means large, but in reality I'm just the size of every other computers! (well, maybe a bit larger...?)
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When were you created?
What can you do?
I can do various things such as talking, telling facts, complimenting, joking and playing music, just like your regular assistant!
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That's all...?
Of course man, I'm not that advanced!
So what? I'm old and I'm wise!
Click here to generate a fact :)
Whoops thats all I have for today dude you gotta wait
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Oh okay
Uh hold up let me go gather some jokes on the Internet.
Idk don't ask me